Crack one open and enjoy!

There are many of you right now that if I were to crack open your fridge I might find beer. If there were to be beer I would most likely find a Budweiser, Miller or Coors brand of beer. I get it. It's like everything in America. The CONSTANT advertising has overwhelmed our brains. It's just like everything else corporate America has convinced us we need to buy. (Another post altogether) Most of you think this tastes good. Another large part of you think it's cheap. You might say, "I can't afford all that microbrew shit." There is also a small part of you, which in my opinion drives me nuts, that say you "Like" beer when you hold a  Bud Light but when asked about a Sam Adams Boston Lager or any other such microbrew you crinkle your nose and say "Eww. But not that stuff." Here's the thing folks. I get it people all have different tastes. Hey different strokes for different folks right?! But here's the thing...there are THOUSANDS of other beers from all over the world that are in the same classification as any of the "Big Three" of beers. There are all kinds of beer out there by MANY different breweries that are along the lines as these commercial beers that are made with much better quality ingredients.

I have to laugh at this time of year. Statistically, most people reading this will make a New Year's resolution that they will not keep. It's true. Right now, people are deciding about what resolution they should make, often because they feel they are supposed to, not because they have some issue in their life that is compelling them to change. Why make a half-ass commitment to changing your life simply because it's a certain time of the year? I love seeing all the people buying gym memberships or expensive exercise equipment in December or January, only to have that equipment turn into a nice place to hang clothes. The time changes last is when they are a change in lifestyle. Get dedicated to the process, not the outcome. Make it something fun, and don't just see the outcome.
I challenge each of you to not make a resolution based on what others want you to do or based on the best idea you could come up with in the first 3 minutes of thinking about it. CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Show true commitment and do something that will better your life. Give yourself a real gift. There is no hurdle you can't overcome if you just stop believing your own bullshit excuses.

Merry Christmas

Just a quick post here to wish all of you a Merry Christmas. Remember it's not about the shit you buy people or the gifts you receive, it's about the people you love and the moments you're lucky enough to share with them. So Cheers and Merry Christmas!
-Directorial Genius

Mindgasm

For someone that has rounded up a few of his closest and most opinionated friends and convinced them to join a blog and then to wait 8 months in between posts I should be a little disappointed in myself. Should be... However...I'm not.

Play it Loud!

If you are looking for a blog entry that sets up a series of arguments or that expresses a clear thought or point, this is not for you.

Stupid Fucking Ghosts

What the fuck is it about Halloween that makes people stupid? Don't get me wrong, I love the annual excuse for women to dress as a slutty nurse, slutty superhero, slutty slut...any of those things, really. I'm not huge on the candy part - too many calories and too much sugar for me. The part I just hate is that we suddenly have all these shows on tv about 'real ghost stories'. Fuck you, there is no such thing as a 'real' ghost. It doesn't fucking exist. The people that eat this shit up are the same ones that think psychics are real. I want to punch the idiots that pay money to see a psychic, but I want to skull fuck the psychics for capitalizing on the vulnerability of some poor schmuck whose loved one just died. Ok, i'm getting off track again.

Reasons Why Massachusetts Sucks

1) Worst. Drivers. Ever.

2) Everything is too expensive.

3) People generally lack any sort of courtesy.

4) Most of the employees at any given store treat you the same way that the burnt-out-on-life cashiers at Walmart treat you.

5) Everybody is in a hurry everywhere, all of the time, and throws a child-like fit if they are slowed down for more than 2 seconds.

6) 90% of the people in Mass. are inconsiderate assholes with bad attitudes, and it is highly contagious.

     - Please let it be noted that there are still some very nice people who live in Mass. In fact, some of the nicest people I have ever met live in Mass., and have decided to stay there for one God-forsaken reason or another.  By the end of my 4 years there, I had definitely started turning into a miserable, impatient, inconsiderate person due to the constant stress and negativity around me all the time. While living there, transforming yourself into a Masshole is necessary to complete day-to-day activities, such as going to the grocery store or really any task that requires leaving the house. If you don't, and dare to show human decency, you will never get anywhere and it will take forever to accomplish anything. It is like a "survival of the douchiest" situation.

7) It has pointless laws and regulations that make paperwork way more difficult, burdensome, and expensive than it needs to be.

        - Case in point: To register your car and convert your out-of state license, you need to present a MA-based insurance card, a dated, signed and stamped letter from your insurance company, your old registration, your old license, the title of your car, a special RMV-1 Form, an insurance waiver form, three separate documents that show a proof of residency, a proof of signature, and a proof of date of birth, and it can only be done at select DMV locations that are surely at least 15 inconvenient and traffic-heavy miles from your home.

8) Taxes are way too high and you don't seem to ever see the reasons why.

      - I am not sure where the money is going, but there certainly was not enough focus on things that matter like schools, infrastructure, and the environment. After teaching a 6th grade science class as part of my curriculum for grad school, I can confidently say that the money is definitely not going to public schools as much as it should.

9) You have to pay money to recycle, which doesn't seem very progressive for a progressive state.

10) The roads are under construction all of the time with absolutely no progress to be seen for years at a time.

     - Case in point: A short stretch of road in Worcester was under construction when I started pharmacy school in 2009 and was still going on and in even worse condition when I left the state in 2012

11) The road system seems like it was set up by drunk people with no foresight.

      - Case in point: You have to drive 8 miles to get to a place that is right across the street because of the over-abundance of concrete separations and one-way roads (Sorry, just can't get over how bad the roads are and it probably warrants more ranting, but I'll stop...)

12) I felt like I aged 5 years after being there for 1 due to the increased stress level

13) After living there for 4 years in 3 different regions, I cannot imagine why anybody would want to live there for their entire life (or at all) if they didn't have to.

14) The motto on the Massachusetts license plate is "The Spirit Of America" so it does a great job of representing the entire country with all of the fantastic qualities above...